October 2011
I hate how the last time I saw my cat I was probably bugging her so she died hating me.
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My cat has been gone for four days now and everyone thinks she’s dead. Great.
September 2011
I have this perfect picture of what I want people to be and when they do something that isn’t what the perfect person would do I get really upset and it’s so dumb. I need to stop. I hate everything.
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WatchThis is me eating a jalapeno for the first time while silly sound effects play in the background.
Let’s stick our dicks in snow.
I’m too smart for this class.
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Whe am ostill swake!???
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“O Shot” - The Gay Blades
asianbore:
for every time a feather is worn in a girl’s hair somewhere there is a native american crying in the indian countryside
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my german shepard just learend hey there delilah...
I’m rarely ever one of the smartest kids in a class but I’ve recently realized that I am probably one of the top five in my fourth period.
What is my fourth period you may be asking.
It’s computer applications… thus proving that all I know is the computer.
tl;dr: I’m dumb and lazy.
goin’ on my daily bike ride bee are bee
HAHAHAH geddit?
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Cookies at 11:30 probably weren’t such a great idea.
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I want Christmas already because then I get a little itty bitty baby turtle. Or maybe a huge precious wart-y toad, I’m not sure yet.
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brandnewswastikas:
This is for all of the waitresses that get bigger tips because they are very, very pretty.
This is for all of the girls in school who are popular because they dress well and look really great.
This is for all of the girls in fun, fulfilling relationships that blossomed out of somebody being physically attracted to them.
This is for all of the girls that have gotten out of a...
